god’s punishment for being a lesbian is drunk straight girls

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one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: theofficialwalmart, via fluent-in-lesbianism)



Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…

embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.


(Source: zombieque, via fluent-in-lesbianism)


do you ever wanna not wear a bra but then realize you can’t not wear one because damn you got big titties

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i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter 

imagine the havoc

imagine the photos

Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.

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